I took these pics outside my office earlier today. The scoop was real carbon fiber, though there didn't seem to be a hole under it. Not like it would make a performance difference anyway.
There are a few other details that you can't see thanks to the craptacular camera in the 2G iPhone, such as skull-embroidered seat covers and bitchin' flame stickers on the rear quarter panels, which I could not get a good angle to photograph.
But the real attraction here, what made me go "WTF" and take the pics, was his solution to the broken headlamp. As you can see, he just took a clear rubber mat, cut it to size and has been using that for a while, as evidenced by the yellowing and burnt marks. I bet he felt so smart when he came upon that solution. "Boy, I saved a lot of money! I'm the greatest!"
As with many ricers, safety is secondary to appearance...considering you can buy a new headlamp assembly for next to nothing on Ebay or Craigslist, it's inexcusable to drive around like this. Sell the fake hood scoop if needed, or the clear corner lamps. Hope he doesn't hurt someone because he couldn't see anything at night.
Peter Parker always gets the best spot...
Compact parking only! Wait not like th.........nevermind.
Must be the secret test Kia...
If there is a Predator car, we might have a fight ready to happen!
No car, but a bike yes! Ready?? FIGHT!!
Sometimes common sense is thrown out the window and loaded on the top of a car.
I never realized chevy put a luggage rack on the trunk for this reason, always thought they were so tacky.
Can't rent a Semi? No problem, my truck is the swiss army knife of all trucks!
Ok is this even worth hauling?
Least we are underweight, boy those turns are tricky, mirrors are underrated.
Think the wife past out in the passenger seat arguing with her husband about this little problem. Guess he is sleeping on the couch if they make it out the parking lot!
That is one way to "Git er done!"
The family reunion was going to be on a boat, oh well least they got to reunite, untill turn two where they loose half thier stuff and family!
No cop would be stupid enough to shoot radar out his door like this?
Just need the fake Dunkin' Donuts to make this believable.
If the cops think there so smart, well then...
What do you think, does the fake blower add to the car or instantly make the car a failed attempt? Is in the name of making a movie car much like any Ghostbuster package with fake gear on top or Back To The Future/Mr. Fusion add on, but we talking a real car part that should be functional and attainable. Replicas are pretty awesome, just the fake anything to the engine or exhaust automatically makes a fail in my book, its like fake badging a car!
Just watch out for hippies, they might try to smoke your car and I don't mean race it!
Awesome way to save on the hotel bill, just keep that meter happy and remember its free on Sunday!
