Stay on Target!

Porkins' wait till V-tech kicks in, then make your move!

From the "Martha Stewart Performance Catalogue"

Shamelessly ripped off "There, I fixed it". It was too good not to share.

Identity crisis

Is he patriotic, or does he just like ribbons?

Old cars were always built like tanks, old meaning redefined...

Would they re-shoot the James Bond movie "Goldeneye" to include this awesome piece of work? Hmmmmm perhaps, I just want to know how far back the roof of the car blows when that cannon is fired.

Greatest body kit ever....possibly

Look at this. You can tell many hours of careful tweaking were spent in the wind tunnel, trying to maximize aerodynamic performance while achieving a harmonious appearance. The result is this finely tuned machine which, as is immediately obvious from its agressive yet stunning looks, represents the optimal fusion of race machine with street practicality...

Who am I kidding? This may well be the biggest piece of shit seen on this blog to date. And let me remind you we started out with a Geo Metro with an elefant snout intake.

I thought doing the "Superman" was for a dance term?

Yes mamma', it wont go anywhere with our weight on it!

Did they hide something under the mattress? Oh wait they put there family funds there too, no wonder they riding up top! They are mattresses, seriously who is worried about them falling off and getting damaged?

No problem, my pimped out Jetta can handle any task! Just watch it on the brakes and oh yeah dont speed, well dont do anything but coast at 5mph.

Grrrr me caveman, big box go on my car grrrrrr, I take home to make new home grrrrr, if I can get it to stay grrrrrr.