Thursday, November 19, 2009

Stay on Target!

Porkins' wait till V-tech kicks in, then make your move!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

From the "Martha Stewart Performance Catalogue"

Shamelessly ripped off "There, I fixed it". It was too good not to share.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Old cars were always built like tanks, old meaning redefined...

Would they re-shoot the James Bond movie "Goldeneye" to include this awesome piece of work? Hmmmmm perhaps, I just want to know how far back the roof of the car blows when that cannon is fired.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Greatest body kit ever....possibly

Look at this. You can tell many hours of careful tweaking were spent in the wind tunnel, trying to maximize aerodynamic performance while achieving a harmonious appearance. The result is this finely tuned machine which, as is immediately obvious from its agressive yet stunning looks, represents the optimal fusion of race machine with street practicality...

Who am I kidding? This may well be the biggest piece of shit seen on this blog to date. And let me remind you we started out with a Geo Metro with an elefant snout intake.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

I thought doing the "Superman" was for a dance term?

Yes mamma', it wont go anywhere with our weight on it!

Did they hide something under the mattress? Oh wait they put there family funds there too, no wonder they riding up top! They are mattresses, seriously who is worried about them falling off and getting damaged?

No problem, my pimped out Jetta can handle any task! Just watch it on the brakes and oh yeah dont speed, well dont do anything but coast at 5mph.

Grrrr me caveman, big box go on my car grrrrrr, I take home to make new home grrrrr, if I can get it to stay grrrrrr.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Think this fools anyone?

I wonder if he's trying to sell it as an Eclipse or as a "highly collectible, 1 of a kind 4 cylinder Ferrari". With such craftsmanship and attention to detail, you can see why people would believe it.

And before anyone says anything, yes I'm aware that some variants of the Ferrari Monza had a 4 cylinder engine.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

This car was spotted in Russia, the bike came from space!

If there is a Predator car, we might have a fight ready to happen!

No car, but a bike yes! Ready?? FIGHT!!

Brickhouse! I mean Brickvan!

Santa would fit inside this any day of the week!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Just becuase you can, does not mean you should!

Sometimes common sense is thrown out the window and loaded on the top of a car.

I never realized chevy put a luggage rack on the trunk for this reason, always thought they were so tacky.

Can't rent a Semi? No problem, my truck is the swiss army knife of all trucks!

Ok is this even worth hauling?

Least we are underweight, boy those turns are tricky, mirrors are underrated.

Think the wife past out in the passenger seat arguing with her husband about this little problem. Guess he is sleeping on the couch if they make it out the parking lot!

That is one way to "Git er done!"

The family reunion was going to be on a boat, oh well least they got to reunite, untill turn two where they loose half thier stuff and family!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Stop or I will say Stop again!

No cop would be stupid enough to shoot radar out his door like this?

Just need the fake Dunkin' Donuts to make this believable.

If the cops think there so smart, well then...

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Pimpin' Ain't E-Z, but looking bad is!

No, no, no....

BBQ time? Yep humanity is doomed....

Using a car as a truck....>FAIL!

Is that load worth your life? -10 for common sense!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Fake blower to reproduce a replica ok? In the name of Mad Max!

What do you think, does the fake blower add to the car or instantly make the car a failed attempt? Is in the name of making a movie car much like any Ghostbuster package with fake gear on top or Back To The Future/Mr. Fusion add on, but we talking a real car part that should be functional and attainable. Replicas are pretty awesome, just the fake anything to the engine or exhaust automatically makes a fail in my book, its like fake badging a car!

Other Replicas found here:

Is it possible to be more green than driving a Pruis? Some may argue and debate....

Just watch out for hippies, they might try to smoke your car and I don't mean race it!

Next time you staying somewhere in the city, forget the SUV!

Awesome way to save on the hotel bill, just keep that meter happy and remember its free on Sunday!

F40 kit, wow this makes Fierro Body kits look good! Well compared to this anyways....

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Thursday, October 8, 2009


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Brilliant solution

I took these pics outside my office earlier today. The scoop was real carbon fiber, though there didn't seem to be a hole under it. Not like it would make a performance difference anyway.

There are a few other details that you can't see thanks to the craptacular camera in the 2G iPhone, such as skull-embroidered seat covers and bitchin' flame stickers on the rear quarter panels, which I could not get a good angle to photograph.

But the real attraction here, what made me go "WTF" and take the pics, was his solution to the broken headlamp. As you can see, he just took a clear rubber mat, cut it to size and has been using that for a while, as evidenced by the yellowing and burnt marks. I bet he felt so smart when he came upon that solution. "Boy, I saved a lot of money! I'm the greatest!"

As with many ricers, safety is secondary to appearance...considering you can buy a new headlamp assembly for next to nothing on Ebay or Craigslist, it's inexcusable to drive around like this. Sell the fake hood scoop if needed, or the clear corner lamps. Hope he doesn't hurt someone because he couldn't see anything at night.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Do cars have the right to dress up for Halloween as well?


Today for our WTF WERE THEY THINKING post of the day, we have what seems to be a riced out Tempo. I'm particularly digging the suicide doors and slammed suspension - both characteristics of a fine racing machine. Great paint job, too - the finest Maco can provide.

Next, we have this "conversion" to RWD...the thing is, who cares if a car is RWD or not other than the driver? What was the point of this thing?