MODDED ACCORD

As you can tell, this is a kick-ass race car and you would be an idiot not to take advantage of this gorgeous opportunity. Check it out, courtesy of Dallas Craigslist:

"I have a 1996 honda accord for sale. Little more than 120,000 miles, all maintenance done on car. I need this car gone asap for some bills. The car does have a list of modds including 18 inch wheels, new tires on the front, and lots of life on the rear, has eiback springs, greddy exhaust, dc sport headers, msd blaster coil, new plugs, detachable steering wheel, short shifter, fidanza lightened flywheel and clutch, projector headlights.... the rear door handles are there but the outside has been molded...... much more. The car needs paint, it is sanded but needs a little more sanding, has a little surface rust from sitting. There is also an electrical problem with the lights, should be an easy fix. Please call for more details. The mods are worth as much as i am selling the car for. I just need it gone asap. Will negotiate on price!!! call me at xxx-xxx-xxxx or email me directly at xxxxxxx@yahoo.com. will send pics if needed. PLEASE COME AND GET IT!! "

Race Prepped Pontiac Sunfire

Courtesy of Craigslist Dallas. Apparently someone thought that a Pontiac Sunfire would make a good race car (or racecar-looking) platform.

5 speed manual transmission
Air Conditioning
Nice Body Kit
Aftermarket Sony Explod Head Unit
Wiring for Subs
Nice After Market Wheels and Tires
58,000 miles on it
7 color underglow on exterior
Multicolor underglow in interior
Painted Racing graphics on hood and side


Note that none of the mods are going to do anything for performance. So it's strictly for looks - including the multicolor neon lights. I have a feeling people around you are going to suspect it's an alien spaceship looking for people to abduct or about to take off.

Asking price for this automitive masterpiece? $8,000 - nevermind that the Blue Book value is less than half of that at $3,800.

Still not as bad as some of the other cars we've featured here, I'll grant him that.